March 2011
Dear Future Girlfriend,
I love you more than bacon and video games.
Love,
Me
*Current.
She knows my love for bacon and video games.
that awkward moment: when youre about to do math homework and lindsey walks in with no bra and panties on and seduces you
Lets make that happen.
Get out your stat homework.
Dear Future Girlfriend,
Thanks for becoming my current girlfriend.
Love,
Me